January 2011
REBLOG if you are from Europe :)
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
aletterandalovenote:
Bitch just say my name.
30025.) I want to get hurt. A car accident,...
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
